Paul Bunyan
By: Tebel

As all people know from the folk lore, Paul Bunyan was always a jolly giant fellow, but the only reason you know that part is because anyone else who knows the last of the story... never lived to tell the tail.

Paul Bunyah is a powerful giant, found by two parents in the forest and raised as a human. Paul never knew about his giant heratige or why none of them can be found anymore. He stands at about 70 feet tall and has powerful muscles and a big ole belly to match. He also wears a red flannel shirt and a wool had to cover his blond hair, he has a chubby fat face and a blond gotee.

Something inside paul has been bugging him and eating away at him, for awhile hes been able to control it but the urges just keep getting stronger

One day paul was cutting trees down smoking a big stogie when he heard a loud oof, he went over to investigate and he saw a man who appeared dead.

"OH NO, LIL BUDDY ARE YOU OK?" Paul said poking him. Paul picked him up to check his body out. "oh man i think i just killed the little guy, what do i do? well i cant tell anyone theres no telling what they would do if they found out i killed someone." just then pauls urges kicked in, to eat a human. his thought was it was good because he wanted to hide the body. only way he could think of is eating it. He took his cigar out of his mouth and slowy opened it wide, sweat was pouring down his face. when the person was half inside his mouth he awoke. first thing was is he smelled bad breath and realised when he was sitting on a toung he was in pauls mouth.

"NO PAUL, IM ALIVE, DONT EAT ME!"

but it was too late, paul couldnt hear him and his urges were in full strength by now, ... the little guy was swallowed down, he was pushed down by pauls powerful throught muscles and he was doomed. Paul patted his belly, in fact he loved eating the little guy, giants were meant to hunt humans, theyre the only preditor humans have and paul is finally letting his natural instincs get to him. he loved the feeling of a tiny weak human sitting in his stomach. after awhile the poor human was digested into Paul bunyans belly fat. Paul felt great and strong and cleared out more trees than he ever has.

Finally it was quitting time, the villagers made paul a great pancake dinner and called him using a massive horn. Paul came back to the village and sat down with his legs spred and the food inbetween them. he put the cigar out on the ground and put it in his giant pocket, he looked down and his pancakes and didnt feel as homey about then as he did before, he loves pancakes and all but eating that human just felt great. He was also feeing immensly bad about it, that was his friend. He at the pancakes alittle more slowy than usual and lit his cigar again.

after an hour or so the villagers were having fun dancing, paul was sitting down thinking smoking his cigar. he put his cigar down and nearly burned someone with it, the person just shouted at him and paul grinned apologetically.

"Ooops sorry little buddy."

he went back to smoking his cigar and walked off to go to sleep.

that night paul had a hard time sleeping. he needed something and needed it now. But its wrong theyre my friends he though, a voice in his said, your bigger than them, they should be your pets or your food. giants are meant to eat humans its why theyre were created..

Paul got up, put his shirt on and his hat on his head and lit his cigar, Stealthfully as he could he snuck into the camp and grabbed one of the humans who was sleeping and went into the woods, he set the person down on the ground.

"Whats up paul, its kinda late and we got lots of work to do tommarow."

Paul relit his cigar looked down and the person, again sweat was pouring down his head.

"Paul.. buddy what are you looking at me like that for, your kinda scaring me."

Paul picked up the little guy and rested him on his fat hand, and took his fingers and ripped off his cloth and burned them with his big cigar.

"PAUL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

"Im really sorry little buddy, i really am, but i just gotta eat you up. i need you in my stomach."

"WHAT? YOUR JOKING, THIS IS A JOKE I GREW UP WITH YOU, YOU CANT DO THIS."

"Sorry little guy," Paul too the cigar out of his mouth and put it out and put it in his pocket, he took the little man and put him up to his waiste into his mouth and wrapped his giant fat lips around his waiste. The man was screaming at this point trying to grab onto pauls fat stubby cheeks but he was being sucked in too powerfully, paul was licking him up and down savoring his flavor, now the little guy was clawing at pauls lips, but they were too wet and slippery, paul took his fat finger and pushed the man in his mouth. the man was screaming in horror at this point as he sloshed back and fourth on his toung, paul loved the taiste, it was better than anything hes ever eaten before. the little man went under his toung, on his teeth but was never chewed up. Paul just didnt have the heart to chew him up as much as he wanted to.

Finally it was time to swallow his delicious meal, Paul went up to swallow the little guy, in pauls smelly mouth the little man tried to cling to his fat toung but it was too slimy, the toung went up and the man slid down way into his throught, his powerful throught muscles were no match for the tiny human to escape and he was finally succumed into his belly. Paul let out a big wet belch and and big sigh. He put his hand on his belly.

"I really am sorry little buddy, i dont wanna do this but i haveta."

Paul went to sleep and the man was digested. When paul took a crap his skull was partially able to be seen but paul bured it as usual.

The next day was better than usual. People were worried because now two people were missing. Noone could figure out where they went and searched for them. Paul enjoyed his normal pancake breakfast but not as much as his midnight snack. Now his giant urges were getting stronger.

a few hours later paul was on break smoking a cigar with four others, the others were stressed from searching for the two people. Paul sat down but nearly sat down on one of them. the man screamed out at him.

"HEY WATCH IT! YOU CLUMBSY OAF."

"Oh, sorry lil guy."

"Oh i bet you are, you didnt even help us look for them, i bet it was you who ate them seeing as how fat you are."

Paul got mad, he stood up and stomped his foot so hard it caused all four of them to fly in the air and land on the ground, paul looked down at them and puffed cigar smoke on them."

"Whoa man, im sorry i didnt mean it im just stressed calm down!"

"No," Paul said with a dark grin," You know, you are smaller than me and you should be my pets, but i got better plans for you."

The four of them gulped, "Yea whats that,"

Paul just took his giant axe and swung it down making a massive hole, he put all four of them in it so they couldnt get out.

"Im going to eat, each and every one of you. Its high time i start eating my fill for the work ive done. OH IM GONNA ENJOY FEELING YOU WIGGLE IN ANGONY IN MY GIANT BELLY!"

"BUT YOU CANT!"

Paul picked up the one who yelled at him, "I can, and i will starting with you. i think ill have you cooked"

Paul put im close to his cigar and started puffing on it, the mans cloth caught on fire causing the man to burn he screamed out trying to get him to stop. Paul finally stopped and tore the crispy burned cloth off him and placed him in his mouth, his feet were kicking back and forth between his giant wet lips as they were sucked in, the three others saw him slide down pauls strong neck. paul clenched his cigar in his teeth and strattled himself so that his legs were outside the hole and sat down.

"What lucky lil guy is next on the menu." Pauls fat fingers went dow and picked up the next screaming victim. his cloth were ripped off as well and paul threw him in the air, took the cigar out of his mouth and caught him like popcorn. the man was quickly swallowed and paul belched again. The two others were screaming like mad. Paul grabbed another poor lil guy and again ripped his cloth off. this time he tossed him in his mouth and started chewing him up, his giant molars crushed his feet and then legs and the poor man was pulled into his giant crushing teeth and he was chewed into pulp, the last man heard the death scream nad crunching of his bones.

"AHHHH delicious," paul said wiping the blood from his mouth. "Now as for you, i got alil plan for you."

"Paul picked the last screaming person and tore off his cloth, instead of consuming him he stuffed him into his pants by his balls. Paul wiggled his hips to adjust the man snug in there. "Hehe, your my little bitch now until i descide to eat you as well. Now for the rest of the villagers."

Paul puffed on his giant cigar and walked off to the village.

A few hours later paul was lying in the middle of the ruined village, ever last villager and pet and horse was now deep in his gullet, he never felt so full in his life and enjoyed his big stogie. He belched out loudly as the villagers struggled to move in his stomach. He took the tiny man from his pants and opened his mouth wide, belowing with loud deafening laughter he dropped the little man in his mouth and swallowed him.

"BURP! AHHhhhhhh, nothing like a full gut." he said as he patted his big belly.

the next day pauls crap was full of human bones. he felt so alive and went off to hunt more humans with his stogie in his mouth and axe in his hand.

A month later the village was found destroyed and noone could figure out why, eventually they dismissed it and went off with their lives. Now anyone who really knew about what paul did was now deep in his belly fat adn muscles. noone suspected him because noone really knew he exsisted, they kept it as much of a secret as they could. in acctuality Paul is the last giant, his mother put him in the village and with her dying breath hoped that he would grow up raised by the humans bu tthen that he would eat him.

Giants can live for hundreds and hundreds of years so he could very well still exsist even today.

today a family traveled deep in a candadian forest with their RV.

"Hun, you think its safe here, were way out in the middle of nowhere."

"Sure we are, i checked the map its totally safe, say do you smell cigar smoke?"

Just then they felt the RV life in teh air, screamed filled the rv as it was ripped in two, all they saw was a giants fat face with an evil grin and giant cigar in his mouth, Paul Bunyan is hungry and wants to eat! He laughed out loud with the big cigar in his mouth reaching in the rv with his fat hands for his next meal.

The End